All photos courtesy of Levi Coralynn and William Conrad.
If you asked someone to identify the platonic ideal of a Gen-Z couple, they might select Levi Coralynn and William Conrad, the duo at the helm of modern dating. Levi is a Jessica Rabbit-esque adult content creator who brings home the bacon for her younger, stay-at-home boyfriend, William. He cooks, braids her hair, hems her skirts and uses power tools in skimpy outfits, all documented on his TikTok. They’re a Hinge success story, and we, the viewer, are treated as their third—it is, after all, the age of the parasocial throuple. While their videos run the gamut, many show Levi biting into gourmet feasts that William, bouncing around nervously in the background, has made for her. They look completely in love, their TikToks perhaps serving as their elaborate psychosexual foreplay. Now, having amassed almost four million followers across their platforms, the pair have started a podcast called Being Content (their first episode, appropriately, is entitled “How I met mommy”). If it’s brat summer, it’s time for a brat boyfriend. So while we try to decide who we’re more obsessed with, we slid into Levi and William’s DMs to talk Martha Stewart’s sex appeal, how to choose a boyfriend, and sharing a password.
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ELOISE KING-CLEMENTS: Hi guys!
LEVI CORALYNN: Hi hi 🫶
WILLIAM CONRAD: Hi 😊
KING-CLEMENTS: Thanks again for making the time! Shall we begin?
CONRAD: Let’s do it.
KING-CLEMENTS: To start, A/S/L?
CORALYNN: Lol what is that? Sorry we dumb.
KING-CLEMENTS: Age, sex/sign, location.
CONRAD: 25/male/Canada
CORALYNN: Not 25/Female/Canada
KING-CLEMENTS: What’s the first thing you do when you wake up?
CONRAD: I go make Levi her coffee ❤️ black Americano.
CORALYNN: I wait for William to make my coffee (And usually scroll Tiktok).
KING-CLEMENTS: Fab. What’s in your system currently?
CORALYNN: Coffee lol
CONRAD: Same lol
KING-CLEMENTS: Same. What are your last three google searches, respectively?
CORALYNN:
CONRAD:
KING-CLEMENTS: Dying to know what the one best exercise is?
CORALYNN: Apparently swimming (Which I will NOT be doing lol)
KING-CLEMENTS: Any hall passes?
CONRAD: Martha Stewart or any cartoon redhead mom.
CORALYNN: Pamela Anderson (forever obsessed).
KING-CLEMENTS: These make sense. Levi, theee green flags we should look for to find a William?
CORALYNN:
- Has sisters
- Is obsessed with you
- Trauma-free(so he can help you with urs)
KING-CLEMENTS: Brilliant. William, what should I be cheffing to keep a Levi?
CONRAD: A lil bit of everything, it’s all about balance. A meal, a few lil side dishes and a fun beverage presented in a visually appealing way make for a happy Levi… and butter helps.
KING-CLEMENTS: Can you describe each other’s private browsing in three words?
CORALYNN: We don’t use private browsing, should we be!!??
CONRAD: But Levi’s most common search is something something Reddit.
CORALYNN: All of life’s answers are somewhere deep on a thread.
KING-CLEMENTS: What’s a recent fave thread?
CONRAD: She’s been getting lost in the reality tv threads lately.
CORALYNN: *We’ve… (currently Vanderpump Rules and Below Deck).
KING-CLEMENTS: I’m sure there’s ample material. Can you guys send a fit pic?
CORALYNN:
KING-CLEMENTS: Giving Martha and Pamela! This is a toughie, but what’s the strangest DM you’ve received?
CONRAD: Most recent was an email sent to my PR inbox complimenting both Levi’s and my online presence, but then diverging into critiquing some of the camera work in recent photoshoots. He attached his own photoshopped “improvements” of Levi’s more intimate photos and offered his 40 years of photography experience if we were ever interested.
CORALYNN: He also sent me a promo video (on OF) he made that he thinks I should use.
KING-CLEMENTS: Omfg😭
CORALYNN: Right. Made my day.
KING-CLEMENTS: On that note, what qualities would make for an enticing candidate to be your third?
CORALYNN: Someone who likes to clean.
CONRAD: Please do our dishes and laundry, we’ll love you forever.
KING-CLEMENTS: A pragmatic throuple! What’s your favorite meme?
CORALYNN:
CONRAD:
CORALYNN: William LOVES a bath. Has one almost every morning 😃
KING-CLEMENTS: Why is that not surprising? Do you have any parasocial relationships with other creators?
CORALYNN: Emma Chamberlain (Lovelovelove her)
KING-CLEMENTS: Same. She’s the people’s princess.
CONRAD: Mr. Bruv & Faye, they’re a British TikTok couple. I love their vibe.
KING-CLEMENTS: Last question: word on the street is you share the same password, what is it?
CORALYNN: 66666. You can also have 2 face ids now, so both faces can unlock each others phone lol
KING-CLEMENTS: Apple is making and breaking relationships 😍Thank you guys!
CORALYNN: thank you:) NOW GO PUT SOMETHING yummy in your tummy.
KING-CLEMENTS: YES CHEF 🫡